Why I HATE the Lakers

I HATE the Lakers.  Here's why:

1.  They've won the most games in NBA history

2.  They've beaten the teams I've liked a lot in recent years.  (The Kings, Mavericks, Spurs, Nets)

3.  Their fans aren't loud at games

4.  Their fans are comprised of dumb celebrities, who wouldn't even be Laker fans if they didn't live in LA for their movie careers

5.  They have a lot of bandwagon fans

6.  Kobe is a jerk, for about 15 reasons (cheated on his wife, demanded Shaq be traded, ratted out Shaq, screams at teammates, etc.)

7.  They have a really dumb nickname, "Lakers".  Hello, you're not in Minneapolis anymore.  Change your're nickname.  As bad as Utah "Jazz" 

8.  Their bright, obnoxious jerseys